CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIRTH OF PHILIP

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIRTH OF PHILIP

 

Actually I don’t know why

Congratulations since it’s not a stupendous feat

It’s just coitus with perturbations

And nine months later comes a hunk of meat.

 

But oh I know

And you do too

How strange you’ll act

The two of you

You’ll cluck your tongue

You’ll go “coo coo”

You’ll make a face

Baby will too

 

Oh I really cannot comprehend

Such gymnastics of the mind

And yet all of us just seem to bend

For children rule and renew mankind

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